What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What day never takes itself seriously?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where can you always get cheap gas?