What siblings are always sad?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?