Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?