Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which state has the best streets?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?