Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?