What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?