What do mice bring on a picnic?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How long will dinner be?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?