What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?