How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What birds make average students?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?