How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?