What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How did the toad die?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do billboards talk?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?