Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a short cow?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the musician arrested?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?