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What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?