What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?