What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?