What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a sad latte?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?