Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?