What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Who invented fractions?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are skeletons so calm?