What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?