What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the most masculine animal?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do goats and moms have in common?