What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?