Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a dancing sheep?