How can you make 7 even?
You take away the "s".
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?