Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a table you can eat?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call siblings who love math?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do polar bears vote?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What color are all the books in the library?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?