Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How does a barber get to work?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?