What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?