What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
How do hurricanes see?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?