Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?