Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What words make the best athletes?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the bee sad?