Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do books sleep?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?