Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?