What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
It's Crowded!
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How do you talk to a giant?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?