What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a short cow?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?