Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
It's Crowded!
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How do you talk to a giant?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?