Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What animal has the most fun?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?