How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?