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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How do eggs end a TV show?