What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?