Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do bears keep cool?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?