What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you compliment a cat?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do golfers drink on the green?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?