Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?