Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where does breakfast live?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are skeletons always hungry?