Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do you grill cheese?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do golfers drink on the green?