Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which fly makes films?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?