What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which subject has two parts?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?