What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
I broke my finger!
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?