What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
When do astronauts eat?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are fish such good architects?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?