What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?