Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which bug is related to you?
What do naked fish play with?
OK, that's enough fish puns.