What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
When is a black dog not a black dog?