What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What game do bats excel at?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?