What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?