Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you make a bandstand?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?