What do you call two birds in love?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which computer won the talent show?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?