How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What shape is bad at driving?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?