Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?