Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?