How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?