Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What siblings are always sad?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What food is a man's best friend?
How does dinner smell?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
My leaf blower doesn't work.