Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?