What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which celebrity became a great detective?