What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?