Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?