Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does the sun drink out of?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?