Why was the chip acting so goofy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What day do hands always go to church?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.