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Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What birds make average students?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?