What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the strongest animal?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the sardine call the submarine?