What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the goal post get angry?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
