Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?