Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is the most adorable season?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?