What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do little fish love to play with?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What animal knows how to work a computer?