What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which is the worst season?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?