Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?