What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?