What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?