Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What dog wears contact lenses?