Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a pirate's favorite color?