What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How did the tree get lost?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How does a cow do math?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does Santa call Christmastime?