What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do elves learn in school?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.