What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?